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Thursday, July 30, 2009

SK8TERS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

hahhaa...2 ari x leh on9 sbb fuse umah terbakr...hangin gak deal mende nie..panggil maintenance, bkan keje die katenyer..pnggil TNB pn same je ayatnyer....last2 pnggil wireman jer...wireman lak kate memang keje TNB..lahanat nyer TNB....(sdankn blaja kt U10..adess) i'm back on deck pas 9 taun really was a big number....skill da xde...janji balancing aku lok lg la...ahha..xpe..pas nie nk active lik men skate...membr pn men best pasni nie, nk concentrate kt vert lu..pastu bru pkir style 'x peduli mampus' lak..hahhaha

***sory padin, gmbr anda masuk blog aku...hahaha

Saturday, July 25, 2009


Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I’m Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …

Friday, July 24, 2009


From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only..

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God shake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

11. Why is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS

Regards, Suresh

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

da lama x lyan lagu dear folks...lyan...........

Lirik Lagu Bittersweet – Capital E

when i’m crying, u laughing
u think that it has all been decided
but its all coming back to u…
u never realise
u think its alright
u say i can’t swim
but u’r drowning
u think that its all is been decided
but u still hiding in ur shoes
u never try to walk
u think its alright

cause the days are coming early
the sun is shining clearly
we need a ride
to travel fast
just don’t deny
break the ice
and the worlds’s becoming lonely
when pride just can’t be a print
i can’t decide

Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Darkside Crew................

Aku agak admire pic nie...stylo ala2 darkside, wlaupn da basi...hahah

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Ape2 je la..............

saturday, 18 July 2009..........6.32 PM
Bru stat wat blog sbb boring thap gle gaban.....
x tau nk buh pe.....later je la... our local...


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